Chocolate is amazing.
Agree? Disagree? Write an essay either about chocolate and your love of it, or about why you don’t care for it.
I’m meh about it. But, because I’m obsessed with pervasive narratives, I plan to write about why so many folks seem to believe that all women love chocolate. Literally, my local pharmacy stocks a special display of chocolate is the deadass center of the tampon aisle. A former coworker had a coffee mug that said something like “behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of chocolate” and I’m just like whhha? Swap out the word “chocolate” for, I dunno, “potato salad” and you get how totally wild it sounds. Anyway. Happy writing.