GTFO but with a flourish
The ol' "you can't fire me; I quit" thing
Have you ever gotten fired or quit a job in a seriously spectacular fashion? I’m talking “Still waiting on that hamburger, Julio” in “Half Baked” kind of moments. (If you have no idea what I’m talking about, watch this clip.)
Write about your exit, and see if you can connect your exit story to a current event or a topical narrative.
