Missive: do that bananas-ass thing

For real. Let's go.

Happy Monday, or whenever you’re getting around to reading this (no judgment).

Today, I am here with a challenge. You know that completely long-shot, it’ll-probably-be-a-”no”-but-wouldn’t-it-be-great-if-it-happened thing that zips through your brain from time to time? I’m here to dare, nay demand, that you to screw up like 30 seconds of courage and do i…