Prompt: worst wedding stories

Tales of drunk guests behaving badly, etc.

Write about a hilariously bad experience at a wedding, or write a whole-ass cohesive essay about various bad wedding moments and give it a through-line theme and everything. (Better yet, start writing and see what happens.)

I believe I’d start with the time I found the bride sobbing in the bathroom, and end with the time in my cater-waiter days in which a drunk guest dipped her hair into a chocolate fountain and flashed the groom her pantyhose crotch repeatedly them barfed down the inside back of the shirt of a man trying to hold her up. Good times in cater-waiter land, folks. Good times.

But, you have your own stories so let’s get to telling them. That could be your own wedding that went badly, or something you heard about or witnessed, or a wedding you attended that was doomed from the start or hilariously corny. Whatever it is, let’s write.