When it all fell to heckin' heck

I wish spam filters also thought swearing was great

Ya like that "heckin’ heck” business to not get my wrist slapped by your spam filters? Sure. Anyway, today, write about a time your best-laid plans fell to absolute sh*t. Maybe it’s an essay about an important lesson you learned in the process, or maybe it’s just about a time things went south and it sucked and that’s okay, orrrrr, maybe it’s a tale of a plan falling apart terribly but having a great silver lining.

(For example, I know someone who jumped out of a plane to celebrate her divorce, got in one hell of a bind with her parachute, lived to tell the tale, was rushed to the hospital and her attending physician was Dreamy McDreamerberg and is now her husband.)

Anyway, giddyup.