You don't have to be Irish

...to have an epic St. Patrick's Day story to write

Might as well: write about St. Patrick’s Day. Does it conjure up a special family memory or remind you of strangers puking on the sidewalk? (Or both?!) Is there a little-known part of it you know about that is often overlooked by others? Or a reason you absolutely refuse to participate in it? Whatever the case, let’s go.